Tom Smith (filkertom) wrote,
Tom Smith
filkertom

Don't Tweet Your Weiner

I'll try to get to recording this in the next 24. No, I didn't parody the whole song -- I don't think it was necessary.


Don't Tweet Your Weiner
Words: © Tom Smith
Music: "Don't Fear The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult


All our politicians
Are so freakin’ dumb
Rule One: Don't Tweet your Weiner
Nor do Facebook, Linkedin or Skype
(We can be so juvenile)

Come on baby
(Don't Tweet your Weiner)
Baby take my spam
(Don't Tweet your Weiner)
Twelve megapixels
(Don't Tweet your Weiner)
Baby I’m your man

La, la la, la la
La, la la, la la

His career is done
He’s here but soon he’ll be gone
Andrew and Anthony
Making headlines with a bunch of lies
(Andrew and Anthony)

65,000 followers
(Like Andrew and Anthony)
65,000 followers
(Redefine truth and privacy)
Another scandal coming every day
(we can be so asinine)

Come on baby
(Don't Tweet your Weiner)
Baby wash your hands
(Don't Tweet your Weiner)
Unzip my fly
(Don't Tweet your Weiner)
Baby that’s my glans

La, la la, la la
La, la la, la la
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