Tom Smith ([info]filkertom) wrote,
@ 2009-06-16 20:08:00
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MIchael Philately IS... Lord Of The Stamps
When I was a kid, I collected stamps.

Baseball cards, too, although that didn't last much beyond the Tigers' World Series year of 1968. But I thought stamps were pretty cool. Still do, on a number of levels. World travel and education and language and art and all in little squares, decades before Icon Love. But one day I realized that all those stamps were sitting in a book I didn't look at much and didn't open much because many of them were delicate and a few of them were valuable and they were just sitting there.

And I sold 'em for a decent amount, by 1970s-ish teenager standards. Couldn't tell you what I did with the money; nothing important. But something that involved doing.

What inspired this little flashback was this story about someone selling one of the great Maguffins of our time, the 1918 "Inverted Jenny". As a kid, I dreamed of finding one. Obviously, that never happened. But, if it did now, I'd certainly find a collector to buy it.

But I don't know that I'd put it up for auction. I'd find someone who really cared about stamps. Not as investment, but as history. As art. As a tiny summation of civilization.

See, this led to my next collecting hobby.

Comic books.

Much of the same thing, really, except that I did -- and do -- still read 'em. But nowadays I buy compilations. Back in 1982-84, when I lived in Cincinnati, I worked at a comic shop. Lots of fun. Way cool. And I found out very quickly that, if you treated comics like investments, you were missing the entire point.

And George and Jeff and I exhorted our customers to buy for the sake of reading pleasure rather than pulp-and-ink futures.

I'm a lousy businessman, I guess, because that was one of the last periods that you really could buy and sell comics as if they were stocks. Not too long after that, the Internet started, and not too long after that, eBay started, and... well.

I don't have any valuable comics that I'm aware of. But damn have I got some great stories.

And, of course, I've got books. And DVDs. And some games. And, while I have to catch up on many of the books and DVDs and even a few of the games, by FSM I get stuff to do.

That said, there are a good number of tchotchkes around the place. The ones most prominent right now are a gigantic Darth Tater on the table near the window; a few stuffed animals, including a talking Kermit, on top of the DVD shelves; a bunch of fridge magnets; the Harry and Hermione bookends Anne got me a few birthdays ago, in front of my monitor (recalled by the manufacturer for having lead in them, so I'd better not lick 'em anytime soon); a Slave Leia Unleashed figure next to the monitor; a few other small things.

(Not Da Bear. He's family.)

What tchotchkes have you got within line-of-sight right now? And which ones are really important to you?


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[info]peachcat001
2009-06-17 12:21 am UTC (link)
I have a menagerie of little animals, made of different materials - clay, stone, semi-precious stones. A little bunny, and a similar cat, are from my grandmother. Also a candle made of wood. The body of the candle is made of a branch with bark, and the flame is a flat piece painted to look like a flame.
A rug from my dad. I've had it for about 25 years now, and still love it. A couple chef's knives, also from my dad.
Many things around the house that make me think of people or places. Those are some of the ones that mean most to me.

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[info]selenesue
2009-06-17 12:29 am UTC (link)
Several collections, to the point that I spent thousands of home improvement dollars on new built-in shelves last year. Sci-Fi/Fantasy books. Star Trek collectibles and show artifacts, the star of which is Captain Picard's ready room window from the TNG set. Cookbooks. Cooking Gadgets. Cooking knives.

Food toys; I like toys and I like cooking, so one of my Evil Minions[tm] started giving me toys that had something to do with food or cookery. Sam Gamgee fighting off orcs with a frying pan. Harry Potter with a cauldron. Ramen-Man! The Swedish Chef kitchen playset. Also a mort of Rement sets of teeny Japanese food models.

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[info]ericcoleman
2009-06-17 12:33 am UTC (link)
Hmmm ...

A 3 foot long cribbage board that belonged to my Mom.
My Kevin Matchstick action figure
There are other things still at the ex's that I figger are probably destroyed, not out of malice, just out of it being her house.

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[info]druidsfire
2009-06-17 12:38 am UTC (link)
I have to describe my work desk cos my desk at home has only computers on it cos of cats. Work desk has: two pieces of art (done by me), fuzzy dice, a Liverpool scarf (bought in Liverpool), my D*C 08 badge (signed by Gareth David-Lloyd), a Wedge Antilles action figure (mint on card), a stuffed gold dragon, my MarsCon 07 Masquerade medallion (Best Experienced Costume), a Worm Quartet button, a Dumbledore figurine, a Tenth Doctor in the long coat action figure, the Derek Jacobi as the Master action figure, a custom My Little Pony, three UK/Irish keychains, three Star Wars Legos (Wedge, Qui-Gon, and Luke), two Phoenix figurines, one Dark Phoenix figurine, a few small Star Wars ship toys (X-Wing, Jedi Starfighters, etc.), a Starfury, a White Star, a Brobdingnagian Bards wooden coin, a Galactic Heroes Wedge Antilles figurine, a blue and silver origami phoenix made by a friend, the Doctor's fob watch toy, a deep blue seaQuest mug with several matching blue quill feathers in it, an upright stapler, a calligraphy sign with the word 'Raxicoricofallapatorius' on it, a TARDIS cellphone toy I picked up in the UK, and the Ninth Doctor and Weeping Angel action figures posed as if dancing with each other.

And those are just the important ones. The day our overall CEO was due to arrive, my boss sent out an email about cleaning our desks and making them look a bit more professional and less... nerdy. My name was specifically dropped with a huge wink. ;)

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[info]ladysmith
2009-06-17 12:38 am UTC (link)
There's a small army of Pocket Dragons on top of my television. Looking the other way, there's a small army of hedgehogs. And one used-to-be-white, BUTT-UGLY-enough-to-scare-small-children monkey, hanging upside down on the shelf unit across the room from the TV. It was my grandmother's, and it used to hang from the mirror over her dresser in her bedroom. I've had this monkey for thirty years now, and I would not part with it for ANYTHING.

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[info]ruisseau
2009-06-17 01:17 am UTC (link)
I have no tchotchkes in my line of sight, but I owe you this:

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[info]filkertom
2009-06-17 02:00 am UTC (link)
?

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[info]wildcard9
2009-06-17 02:39 am UTC (link)
Peanuts thrown at alt.callahans for bad puns?? That is all I can think of.

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[info]starcat_jewel
2009-06-17 03:34 am UTC (link)
Recognition of the sheer awfulness of the pun in your subject line.

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[info]ruisseau
2009-06-17 10:57 am UTC (link)
Michael Philately? Lord of the Stamps?

Terrible puns deserve peanuts, my good man.

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[info]archiver_tim
2009-06-17 01:18 am UTC (link)
Godzilla getting a drink out of his Tully bottle (double shot size) tangled in LED nights for Christmas.
Motorized Statue of Liberty, similair to one on Weekend Update in the 80's or 90's.
Bat out of Hell (small baseball bat from Hell, Mi)
Trap stuffie from getting DVD at Best Buy
Peter Pan and Captain Hook, still in packaging-sleep, also from DVD deal.
Plastic SunFlower with Guitar that dances to music.
Brain in the Box box.
Ghoul Show Froggie, used on Ghoul Show, created and repaired twice by Dave Ivy.
Boom Boom Betty, who did not get blowed up real good on Ghoul Show because the show was cancelled before she meet her fate. Both from a Contraption that Dave Ivey put the items into the art show.
Earl Sinclair and H.P. Richfield are around here someplace unless they did get eaten by little raptor who is hold a vile of raptor DNA (Juarasic Park time)
Piano Roll of Paddlin' Madline Home as made popular by Cliff Edwards
Draftosaurus - dino with long tail for keeping out draft under front door in winter, it lives on top of cabinet in warmer weather.
Space Shuttle Discovery model
Buzz Lightyear with his little three eyed alien friend.
And in the old computer room, Salacious B. Crumb with a glowering look toward where I would sit. A few more items in that room.
A dragon, about Godzilla's size, sits in the bedroom, as I could not make room for him near 'zilla.

I started collecting stamps and coins like older brother and dad when I was young, but ended up spending my money on comic books (mostly DC), Mad magazine and records. I kinda preferred being able to play the records and re-read the comic books.

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[info]markbernstein
2009-06-17 01:19 am UTC (link)
Tchotchkes? Well, this being my office, it's the most tchotchke-filled room in the house, and most of them have some sort of meaning. There's the Frankenstein doll and the glass penguin, both of which were prizes for winning con song writing contests. There's the wooden elephant that was a gift from the class I taught in India two years ago. There's the Grandma Ben (from Bone) action figure, which I bought because the idea of an old lady action figure was just too cool for words. And the Flaming Carrot action figure, also way cool. There's the jester's scepter from when I played the Jester in a production of "Once Upon A Mattress". There's a brass candle snuffer that was an impromptu, no-reason gift from someone I was in "A Midsummer Night's Dream" with. There's the Tigger ears and Figment hat from two different trips to Disney World. There's the moose antler headband from our Alaska cruise. And there's the plush Gossamer, 'cause, really, who doesn't want a plush Gossamer?

The leather cassette holder with the Pegasus embossed on it is not a tchotchke. :)

Neither is any of the original art on the walls.

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[info]filkertom
2009-06-17 01:28 am UTC (link)
Indeed. One of the stuffed animals over here, of course, is the Summer Fun Cthulhu you got me a few years back. :)

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[info]phillip2637
2009-06-17 01:26 am UTC (link)
I have a pile of old baseball magazines sitting on a high shelf. They're not a collection to me, just surviving remnants of my teen years, as opposed to all the stuff that went away when I decided it was childish and tossed it. I think the earliest is a 1965 "Street and Smith" with Ken Boyer on the cover.

Otherwise, I'm surrounded by books and recordings, which I insist are practical items and not an indication of any kind of collector impulse. :-)

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[info]ipslore
2009-06-17 01:27 am UTC (link)
Not much, actually. Some dice, a pair of votive candles, and a giant plush Peep.

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[info]peteralway
2009-06-17 01:33 am UTC (link)
No tchotchkes here in the classroom. I've collected model kits with the intention of building--plastic models, mostly real-space subjects (Apollo, Mercury, Gemini, Vostok, Soyuz...) and model rocket kits. Some great 60's classics. My spare bedroom looks a bit like a hobby shop.

I have collected an archive of drawings, clippings, photocopies and photographs of rockets from history, including some old contact prints of Goddard rockets that may have been printed by Esther Goddard herself.

But as for Tchotchkes, I have a little shelf with a tiny die-cast steam train set, an N-scale Amtrak train (locomotive and 2 cars from the Empire Builder), a meteorite fragment I was given at a wedding, a tini plastic Fokker Triplane, a Debbie Ohi Paramecium caudatum painting, a chip of petrified wood, and now a genuine Kathy Mar all-nighter filk chip.

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[info]bayushisan
2009-06-17 02:03 am UTC (link)
The most important one for me is a teddy bear I've had since shortly after I was born. My maternal Grandmother gave it to me, so I'm told at least. She died before I ever got to know her so the bear is the only thing I have to tell me that she cared about me.

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[info]filkertom
2009-06-17 02:09 am UTC (link)
Like I said... family. :)

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[info]emiofbrie
2009-06-17 02:16 am UTC (link)
My baseball cards unfortunately are the lesat valuable cards...the 1970s through early 1990s. You're still lucky to get more than a few bucks from a good player. :(

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[info]wildcard9
2009-06-17 02:45 am UTC (link)
Looking around my room, I see comic books overflowing their boxes, CDs, and that is about it in my bedroom. However, go into the closet or the second room and you find LOTS of different stuff sitting around. Including a little bunny plush sitting on top of my bookshelf with a post-it under it saying "The bunny is watching you...." I try to keep my downstairs free of that stuff, and always forget to remove the Super-Hero Cthulhu from the back of the chair down there :-)

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[info]filkerdave
2009-06-17 03:35 am UTC (link)
Very few things. But I DO collect "The Little Prince" in various languages. Aside from the original French, I've got English, German, Italian, Swedish, Japanese, Russian, Latin, Spanish, Yiddish, Polish, Greek, Hungarian and...errr...I'm blanking on the others that I've got.

Mind, I can only read the English, French and German ones.

But it's such a delightful book.

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[info]darthparadox
2009-06-17 03:40 am UTC (link)
My pin collection, grown over the past 15 years. Nothing of real monetary value, but I try to get a pin from every place I've been to, and every major event I attend. I estimate I've got over 500 of them at this point. I need to mount them properly some day, they're boxed and scattered around the house right now...

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[info]madrona
2009-06-17 04:50 am UTC (link)
I remember tchotchkes. It's all a sea of baby things now.

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[info]capt_video
2009-06-17 06:06 am UTC (link)
I am a Collector... from a family of Collectors... so basically every flat surface in the apartment is full of odd and wonderful things...

But the ones I love... the little wooden geese that my great-grandfather carved "jest ta have somthin' ta do with ma hands", the Disney "Beauty and the Beast" figurines that should have been our cake toppers (couldn't find them before the wedding... walked down the aisle to the theme from TVs Beauty and the Beast), dozens of little wooden dolls from Japan (called kokeshi) that I've collected for years...

Absolutely the oddest item in the place? One of the prop crossbows for "Escape From New York".

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[info]fionn320
2009-06-17 06:46 am UTC (link)
Let's see. A Serenity ornament from Dark horse that we use in our Firefly game; a translucent cloisonne vase I picked up on my first visit to Hong Kong in 1996; the toasting glasses, my boutonnier, and our handfasting cord from our wedding ten years ago; a wish rock from Half Moon Bay during our honeymoon; a porcelain daffodil a friend gave me years ago; a wooden interlaced hearts sculpture I made for Valentine's day this year; a small shoulder griffin I've had for a few years and finally used in costuming for Baycon this year.

I've got other stuff other places, but that's what I've got out in the living room right now.

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[info]jss1113
2009-06-17 10:01 am UTC (link)
At home, not many, for (a) I'm on a laptop in the living room and (b) I'm in the midst of packing for the apartment-to-condo move (despite not having closed on it yet).

In the home office where I'm not but the larger computer is, ordinarily there's the miniature bear on the monitor and all sorts of stuff on the bookshelves behind me.

At work, there's the monitor lizard (orange beaniebabyesque thing), some LED bouncy balls, a couple of stress toys, and a slightly-bent slinky. Less in line-of-sight but nearby if need be are two disc-launching toy guns and a 1-gal zip-top bag full of, er, extra ammo. We haven't had an office war in a while.

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[info]saganth
2009-06-17 10:46 am UTC (link)
Some of my stuff is still in boxes, and some is in the living room rather than my office, but since I have few knick-knacks, I'm going to name even the ones I can't readily see at the moment:

My library of sf and fantasy books, my comic book collection (about 6 long boxes' worth), a toy Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver, a stuffed Dingbot Prime clank made by a friend of mine, the chessboards and other game sets I've made, a die-cast Millenium Falcon miniature from the early 80s, one of the old Shogun Warrior figurines (Dragun, the red guy who looks like he's wearing the Statue of Liberty's crown), Kenner's R2-D2 action figure with raised sensorscope, Galoob's die-cast Enterprise-D with detachable saucer section, an Alien figure, a Star Trek TOS uniform command division patch, some fantasy pewter figurines, a USS Exclesior I made out of Lego bricks bacl in high school (the saucer section is SQUARE), a stuffed Wall-E, Harvey Dent's scarred coin (came with the "The Dark Knight" dvd), a solitary TOS Communicator walkie-talkie, a fantasy castle statuette, and various sf/fantasy/comics-themed posters still in boxes (my office walls are coated in something that thumbtacks and nails just won't go through)--one of these posters being an enlarged print of a photomanipulation of Claudia Christian's Playboy spread (I turned it into Ivanova's Playboy spread) that Claudia Christian AUTOGRAPHED for me at I-Con in 2007.

(Tom, if you want a .jpg of that image, let me know ;) )

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[info]sidebernie
2009-06-17 12:25 pm UTC (link)
I'm at my work desk, so within easy sight I have--

Some pez dispensers, including Bugs Bunny with a gladiator body accessory
Some onyx figurines that were souvenirs from various Caribbean cruises
A couple of origami cranes
A plush gluon
A couple of Kooshes
A magnetic desk toy
A wombat on a key chain
Directly behind me, looking over my shoulder (not strictly line of sight) is a plush zebra-striped Cthulhu.
On the bookcase just outside the cubicle (also not strictly LOS) are a plush Totoro, a plush Opus carrying a Boba Fett under each arm, and a Rabbit With Big Pointy Teeth carrying a bead lizard in its mouth.

Only the Opus and the Cthulhu are really important.

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[info]stormsdotter
2009-06-17 01:36 pm UTC (link)
I had my first birthday party when I was five, and my first present was a set of My Little Pony clothes. I also received several My Little Ponies that day. They were my favorite childhood toys -- I never understood the appeal if Barbie.

When I was a teenager, my mother harped on my incessantly to give them away. I think she was trying to me me "grow up." *eyeroll( I finally donated them to my little brother's playschool, just to shut her up.

When I was in college, eBay appeared, and I found many of the ponies I'd loved as a child. Yes, I paid money for them. They now lovingly sit on top of one of my bookshelves, beside the little dolls my great-grandmother made. I also bought the Baby House, which I coveted as a child but my mother refused to buy me because it was too expensive. If there are any parents reading this, I implore you: when you child asks for the same gift for two years straight at every Christmas and birthday, save up little and buy it. I know $40 was a lot more back in 1987, but really!

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[info]faxpaladin
2009-06-17 04:48 pm UTC (link)
Not so many here in the home office — a baseball from opening day at Enron Field (Minute Maid Park, now); a Groo lunchbox — because most of the tchotchkes were at work, back when I still had a job. Still mostly packed from there: An assortment of Star Wars Pez dispensers; a Monty Python killer rabbit paired with an entirely different killer rabbit (the Usagi Yojimbo action figure); one Tinkerbell ornament (IIRC, not the Disney but the live action Pan movie from a few years back); one stuffed Tribble, orange; one plush Chik-Fil-A cow; and one cardboard cutout Gumby of the "My brain hurts" variety.

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[info]ldyerzsie
2009-06-17 04:52 pm UTC (link)
My favorite odd bit, is the Lenore figure my boyfriend bought me just before my birthday this year. I saw it in a local comics store--we were looking for Sandman volumes--and squee'd. He went back later and told the guy at the register that of *all* the comics he bought and had in the house, his girlfriend's favorites were Johny the Homicidal Maniac and Lenore, the Little Dead Girl. The guy at the comic shop apparently laughed and told him to hang on to me.
I think I should change one of my email sigs to "Stupid butt-fork!"

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[info]batyatoon
2009-06-17 09:31 pm UTC (link)
Come, come, sir. Philately will get you nowhere.

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[info]judifilksign
2009-06-18 12:32 am UTC (link)
Bunnies.

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[info]amgem
2009-06-18 04:54 am UTC (link)
I have a large box of Duckies...various Devil Duckies, and lots of other duckies contained therein. All sorts of purple things...

...and my collection of nancybuttons...my shameless obsession/addiction...

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